2015 BMW X6

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Sometimes, though, I wish the eye was that of Polyphemus. Do you know the story of Polyphemus? Better known as the ‘Cyclops’ from Homer’s great epic The Odyssey, the giant Polyphemus had it out for Odysseus and his men and was planning to eat them all. But Odysseus tricked him, getting him drunk and telling him that his name was “Nobody”. When Polyphemus passed out, Odysseus heated up a stake of wood and shoved it into Polyphemus’s remaining eye. The giant awoke, screaming “‘Nobody’ stabbed me!”, much to the amusement of his fellow giants who thought he was drunk and being tortured by the Gods. The story is apropos when considering the X6 for several reasons. First, though it’s a phrase often used when considering the X6, I believe it was Car and Driver who summarized the X6 as the answer to a question nobody was asking. Secondly, I bet you thought nobody could make the X6 uglier. But, you and I were both wrong as this custom X6 proves. In fact, this grotesque creation has me wishing Odysseus had stabbed me in the eyes:

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Year: 2015
Model: Ugly 6. I mean, X6.
Engine: don’t.care liters of some motivation. Oh wait, they did this to a diesel? Even worse.
Transmission: sure. Probably lots of gears.
Mileage: not enough to destroy it mi
Price: $144,500 Buy It Now

Unique tuning ! One of a kind ! This is big car for “bad boys” ! The car in reality is much bigger than appears in pictures – 13 cm higher, 25 cm longer and 30 cm wider ( 15cm/axle) than original BMW X6. Huge 24 inch wheels with 295/40/24 tires ( easy fit of 26″ wheels with 295/30/26 tires are possible ). Body kit is made from composite materials ( fiberglass, kevlar). Interior individual – longer seats, comfort seats, rebuilt steering wheel, rebuilt dash and central console ( curly as in sports cars with round chrome ventilation tips ( standart was cheap plastic stirps ventilation)). Armrest is higher, so very comfortable for long journeys. Finest materials – Italian crocodile embossing leather, German nappa and black lacquered leather, Alcantara, Carbon lather. 1’500 hours was spent on tuning/conversion. Worldwide premier was 15-27of September during Frankfurt motor show.

Seller is manufacturer/tuner of this vehicle. We can provide additional pictures or make specific pictures as per your requirement.

If you don’t like existing 3.0 ltr. diesel engine, we can fit the same body kit on your specific BMW X6 within 4-6 month. Contact us for details. We also accept orders to produce Individual Design autos.

Vehicle is brand new. Vehicle never have been registered. Buyer will have first registration. 15 miles or 25 km on odometer. Engine, mechanics, chassis, lamps and electronics are original BMW X6. So easy serviced in BMW workshop in future. Vehicle will be sold and registered by customer as BMW X6. Initially vehicle was bought from official BMW dealer. We provide all papers and BMW sertificate.

Note. Becouse of big wheels odometer shows inccorect speed. When shown 100 km/h in reality speed is 115 km/h. Customer has to get used to it.

Shipping is not included into price. We can arrange worldwode shipping.

Did you know that the internal model designation of the new X6 is ‘F16’? That’s about the only cool thing about it, and personally if I were General Dynamics I’d strongly consider suing BMW over that one. Okay, but what about this particular X6? Well, not satisfied that the F16 X6 is ridiculously large, they decided to make it bigger – as in 5 inches higher, 10 inches longer and a full foot wider. A foot. Have you seen a X6 before? The last thing it needs is to be a foot wider. The styling appears to be based upon Star Trek shuttlecraft technology crossed with the equally horrendous Maybach Excelero. So, ugly and unoriginal – a great combination. Inside we have Crocodile hides apparently from Italy. I was previously unaware that the Italians were known for Crocodile, so I guess I learned something. Ever wonder what Croc skin would feel like slamming you in the face in a airbag deployment? Wonder no more, though that could offer a solution to both the grotesque looks and the insane person who order it. Then there’s the note to customers, which bears repeating – the larger wheels result in an incorrect speedometer. Now, that by itself isn’t particularly funny or surprising. However, their custom solution of “get used to it” is, at least in my mind. Want to see how riveted the German crowd was on its debut? Check out the couldn’t-be-more-ambivalent faces of the very grey wearing Germans next to it in the picture above. Perhaps they just didn’t get it, as this is a car only for “‘bad boys'”. Did you see what I did there? I quoted them quoting someone, but who did they quote? Also funny is the asking price for this 1,500 hours worth of creative diarrhea at $144,500. Good news though – if you don’t like this one or it’s diesel drivetrain, they’ll make another on whatever X6 you want to send them.

Maybe I’m looking at this the wrong way. Perhaps, in retrospect, they’re offering a solution to all the horrible X6s out there. Death by disfigurement while simultaneously emptying the pockets of the would-be owners who thought it was a good idea. Brilliant plan, that.

-Carter