2014 Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG Estate

I’ve been seeing some insane E63 Wagons around town, and every time it blows my mind that that’s the way that some young families get to soccer practice in the Bay Area. I even saw a matte titanium gray S-edition street-parked in Palo Alto. They’ve been called “überexclusive,” but that doesn’t seem to apply in the land of tech. Over 500 twin-turbocharged horses in a station wagon sounds like a tuner magazine article, but it’s real, warrantied, production car life these days. While the transition to all-wheel drive may have snuffed the burnouts, I’d be dishonoring my nature to think that 0-60 in under 4 seconds in a wagon is anything less than true badassery.

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Year: 2014
Model: E63 AMG Estate
Engine: 5.5 liter biturbo V8
Transmission: 7-speed automatic
Mileage: 3 mi
Price: $109,485

5.5L Bi-Turbo DOHC V8 Direct Injection -inc: ECO stop/start, Full-Time 4MATIC All-Wheel Drive, Power Adjustable Heated Front Sport Seats -inc: ventilation and lumbar adjustment, 14-Way Driver Seat -inc: Massaging Lumbar Support, Power Rear Windows and w/Power Sun Blinds, Selective Service Internet Access, 5 Person Seating Capacity, Front Cupholder, Rear Cupholder, Front Cigar Lighter(s), Ashtray, Valet Function, Power Fuel Flap Locking Type, Remote Releases -Inc: Power Trunk/Hatch and Keyfob Fuel, HVAC -inc: Underseat Ducts, Rear HVAC w/Separate Controls, Illuminated Locking Glove Box, Driver Foot Rest, Leatherette Door Trim Insert, Interior Trim -inc: Genuine Wood/Metal-Look Instrument Panel Insert, Full Alcantara Simulated Suede Headliner, Leather Gear Shift Knob, Day-Night Auto-Dimming Rearview Mirror, Driver And Passenger Visor Vanity Mirrors w/Driver And Passenger Illumination, Full Floor Console w/Covered Storage, Front And Rear Map Lights, Fade-To-Off Interior Lighting, Full Carpet Floor Covering -inc: Carpet Front And Rear Floor Mats, Carpet Floor Trim, Roll-Up Cargo Cover, Cargo Space Lights, FOB Controls -inc: Trunk/Hatch/Tailgate, Tracker System, Memory Settings -inc: Driver And Passenger Seats, Instrument Panel Covered Bin, Power 1st Row Windows w/Front And Rear 1-Touch Up/Down, Delayed Accessory Power, Systems Monitor, Outside Temp Gauge, Analog Display, Power Anti-Whiplash Adjustable Front Head Restraints and Power Adjustable Rear Head Restraints, Front Center Armrest and Rear Center Armrest w/Storage, 2 Seatback Storage Pockets, Engine Immobilizer14-Way Driver Seat -inc: Massaging Lumbar Support, 2 Seatback Storage Pockets, 3 12V DC Power Outlets, 5 Person Seating Capacity, Air Filtration, Analog Display, Ashtray, Cargo Space Lights, Carpet Floor Trim, Day-Night Auto-Dimming Rearview Mirror, Delayed Accessory Power, Driver And Passenger Visor Vanity Mirrors w/Driver And Passenger Illumination Driver And Passenger Auxiliary Mirror, Driver Foot Rest, Engine Immobilizer, Fade-To-Off Interior Lighting, Front And Rear Map Lights, Front Center Armrest and Rear Center Armrest w/Storage, Front Cigar Lighter(s), Front Cupholder, Full Alcantara Simulated Suede Headliner, Full Carpet Floor Covering -inc: Carpet Front And Rear Floor Mats, Full Floor Console w/Covered Storage Mini Overhead Console and 3 12V DC Power Outlets, HVAC -inc: Underseat Ducts Residual Heat Recirculation Headliner/Pillar Ducts and Console Ducts, Illuminated Locking Glove Box, Instrument Panel Covered Bin Driver / Passenger And Rear Door Bins, Interior Trim -inc: Genuine Wood/Metal-Look Instrument Panel Insert Genuine Wood/Metal-Look Door Panel Insert Genuine Wood Console Insert Chrome Interior Accents and Leather Upholstered Dashboard, Leather Gear Shift Knob, Leatherette Door Trim Insert, Memory Settings -inc: Driver And Passenger Seats Door Mirrors Steering Wheel and Head Restraints, Outside Temp Gauge, Power 1st Row Windows w/Front And Rear 1-Touch Up/Down, Power Adjustable Heated Front Sport Seats -inc: ventilation and lumbar adjustment, Power Anti-Whiplash Adjustable Front Head Restraints and Power Adjustable Rear Head Restraints, Power Fuel Flap Locking Type, Power Rear Windows and w/Power Sun Blinds, Rear Cupholder, Rear HVAC w/Separate Controls, Remote Releases -Inc: Power Trunk/Hatch and Keyfob Fuel, Roll-Up Cargo Cover, Selective Service Internet Access, Systems Monitor, Tracker System, Valet Function, Black Side Windows Trim and Black Front Windshield Trim, Body-Colored Bodyside Moldings Chrome Bodyside Insert and Rocker Panel Extensions, Body-Colored Door Handles, Body-Colored Power Heated Side Mirrors w/Driver Auto Dimming Manual Folding and Turn Signal Indicator, Chrome Grille, Clearcoat Paint, Cornering Lights, Fully Automatic Projector Beam Led Low/High Beam Daytime Running Auto-Leveling Directionally Adaptive Auto High-Beam Headlamps w/Delay-Off, LED Brakelights, Lip Spoiler, Perimeter/Approach Lights, Power Liftgate Rear Cargo Access, Tires: P255/35R19 Fr & P285/30R19 Rr High Perform, Airbag Occupancy Sensor, Driver Knee Airbag Driver And Passenger Pelvic Airbag, Dual Stage Driver And Passenger Front Airbags, First Aid Kit, mbrace2 Emergency S.O.S, Outboard Front Lap And Shoulder Safety Belts -inc: Rear Center 3 Point Height Adjusters and Pretensioners, Parktronic w/Active Parking Assist Automated Parking Sensors, PRE-SAFE Forward Collision Mitigation, Rear Camera, Rear Child Safety Locks, Side Impact Beams, Tire Specific Low Tire Pressure Warning

Just your standard options list… Thanks goodness for the Eco Stop/Start! As usual, I think Mercedes’ big-mouth intakes fit better when the lines streak longer in the form of a wagon, slightly cleaning up an aesthetic that looks confused on sedans and coupes. $110k is about MSRP, and it’d probably be wiser to wait a year or two for the depreciation monster to hit and save yourself a few tens of thousands of dollars. That’s a bit pragmatic for these types of cars though, as people around here want the biggest price tag and the baddest badge. As the RS6 isn’t available on this side of the pond, with the family and the means, this is the most kick-ass wagon you can buy.

-NR